Thursday, August 31, 2006

Unlucky Tourist



This is one damn unlucky tourist. He was having his picture taken on the top of the WTC's observation deck just second before the plane slammed into the tower. Neither the tourist nor the person taking the photograph survived but the camera was found in the rubble and the pictures were recovered. You can clearly see the plane is an American Airlines Boeing 757.

Tom Cruise Is Severely Fucked Up


NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

Pay Up BA

On August 25th I took a plane from London Heathrow to Kuwait, that flight was a trnansit from an earlier flight from Boston. At Boston Logan, they made me pack my guitar in a makeshift case consisting of cardboard and tape. At the moment I knew for a fact my guitar was gone. I was absolutely certain it was going to be destroyed.

You see I immediately assumed that because I knew it was gonna be thrown into this big empty place with other massive heavy bags. The weight of the other bags would surely crush the wooden acoustic. My dad bought insurance before we left because we had 10 bags. BA still can't find my guitar, the tag might have gotten ripped straight off, leaving it nameless. If they destroy it or lose it for sure, I get the insurance money. It isn't that much, its about 270 dollars, or almost 70 KD, but still, thats better than nothing.

Honestly, I hope they lose it, I have other guitars and I can really use the money :P

Hurl Hurl Hurl

Have you ever vomited because you hate some thing so fucking much?

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

BBS New Campus

The BBS campus will be a little different next year. Let me show you a few pictures! At first you meet the principal:

Check out our new main entrance. We had it redone to make it look more welcoming and cozy. I think it gives students a warm fuzzy feeling deep inside when they walk past the gates:

Another major change are the brand new redesigned classrooms. Last year students complained of them being too cold, so we've added new heating systems. Also, the students can now be more up close and personal with the teachers while remaingin comfortable and warm due to the enlarged floor area.


I hope you enjoy the next academic year! Have fun and say Hi to your friends before they're soles perish forever!

Note: Classroom depicted is in Mathematics Department.

MYTH BUSTED:- All Semi-Auto Pistols Can Be Fired Under Water



Imagine going fishing with a gun...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

My friend took me to the shooting range that other day and I loved imagining some specific bastard from BBS was the target. Its a great way to release stress and tention. Perhaps you can have a cigar while firing a Glock turning this imagined bastard into a bloody shitload of swiss cheese.

Epiphone Zakk Wylde Series



A few minor changes. I have to get that black and white bullseye. Fucking gorgeous... I'll keep dreaming now...

Things To Do In Kuwait

What is there to do? What do YOU like to do?

I Hate This Joint

Damn it! I got dragged back to Kuwait. Fuck. I fucking hate it here. I wanna go back home. I wanna go back to Brookline, MA. What the hell am I doing here?

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Academic Forecast

Grade 10 was a year of endless rape. Go to school, get (academically) raped, come home. It sucked. It was pure school brutality. Many of the courses I picked for next year are what people consider the easy courses. Stuff like Economics, Psychology, and Art. I hope this ends up being a good year.

A word to the grade 10's of the coming academic year:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE LIKE WE DID!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

God Save The Fuzz :-(

Did You Know...

Sheesha tobacco contains 0.0% tar and 0.5% nicotine per kilogram. Plus you get the fruity flavors... yummy :P

I'm In Kuwait Again... Hoo-Fucking-Ray

Yeah, I'm back. A few fucking days ago I was walking on Newbury St. in Boston after watching a Red Sox vs. Yankees game at Fenway Park... and now I'm here. To make matters worse, I gotta go to school in a week. Everybody's been telling me I changed since I grew taller and I look like the typical long haired goattee metal head... I love it =o) ... but I hate this shit. Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna end up a chain smoker by the end of the school year?

Thursday, August 24, 2006

200th Post

This is my 200th post on this blog. Hooray...

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Big 16th

I wasted my past 4 birthdays...

Birthday 2002: Stayed at home and watched movies.
Birthday 2003: Forced to study for Arabic test the following day.
Birthday 2004: Spent the day walking on the beach with nothing better to do.
Birthday 2005: Not a single person remembered and I spent the day doing nothing at home...again.

I AM NOT wasting yet another birthday. I AM NOT going to bed thinking," shit, I just wasted yet another birthday, I cant believe I just did that...AGAIN" This is one is special, I only turn 16 once in my entire life. I fucking HAVE TO DO something fun. Hopefully people remember it this year. I fucking hate big parties with tons of people and crap. My ideal birthday would be leaving to the airport instead of school, getting my ass on a flight to... oh I dunno somewhere close but fun, hmmmm... Dubai(..?), and spending the day there, only to make it back to Kuwait by midnight. That would be a fucking awesome birthday.

Any suggestions?

Just a Little Contest :-)

I'm posting a still frame from a movie and you have to guess what movie it is. If you guess correctly, you win a little prize. The prize is getting one free post on my blog. The post can be about anything including as much text and information as you please. The reason I am doing this is because of the amount of people asking me for a chance to post "just one little thing"... I never bothered to find out what the "little thing" is :-)

Ok, here's the still frame:

All you have to do is give me the name of the movie in the comments section along with your preferred nickname. You will enter your email address when you do that in the comments section, dont worry,nobody can see the email you enter but me.

Anyways, then I will send you an email (so you know what my email adress is) and you will reply with the text and photos you want on the blog. Then, I'll just post it on your behalf.

If all goes well this time, the prize next time will be bigger and better...

GOOD LUCK

Instant Classic Quote

There are many infamous movie quotes, such as, "Frankly, I don't give a damn."
Add this one to the list:-

"That's it! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

If you still don't know what movie its from, its from Snakes On A Plane.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

BMW 750 iL - The Ultimate Bond Car



BMW 750iL - Tomorrow Never Dies

''Q' delivered a lovely new BMW 750 to Bond and luckily had it fully insured for all eventualities.

Remote controlled from a cell phone, Bond spends a fair bit of time out of the car during the car chase. Fully loaded with weapons, Bond steers the car towards the roof..
The last time it was seen flying off the multi-storey, car park - straight into the 'Avis Rent-a-Car' showroom."

Some cool stuff put into James Bond's BMW 750:
Remote controlled steering and ignition from a Sony Ericsson mobile
Indestructible windows
Tire blowing sparks released from back
Electrified door handles
Missiles fired from sunroof
Wire cutter fitted under BMW logo on the hood
... theres plenty more but I can't remember details, after all, I watched this movie back in 1997...

New BMWs Suck

^ Gorgeous & Aggressive

Many newer model cars are getting uglier and uglier. Ferrari, Mercedes-Benz, Range Rovers, Nissans, Toyotas, VWs, and many other cars are getting just fucking ugly. I REALLY hate those things. The only car thats getting better is Porsche, ever since they switched back to the original round "bug-eye" headlamps.

The car that really got me down was the BMW, the new 7, 5, 3, and M series SUCK! And I do mean S-U-C-K! They're hideous and huge and look like sitting ducks on the road. The previous generation of BMWs looked much sportier and aggressive before. Whats with the new gay ass butterfly headlamps? Anyways, I LOVE the older BMW generation, 1996-2001. Those cars look really aggressive and like theyre about to destroy the road. I definately have to get myself a Burgandy older generation 750iL. Those things are real BMWs, the V12 is probably the best feature. The location of the navigation/TV screen is alot more practical and the location of the non-speaker phone, as well as its design, makes the older generation even better. They feel much better to drive and the interior is alot more cozy than the new pieces of crap.

I mean, just look at the picture above, isn't it gorgeous? Now, look below, hideous isn't it?

^ Gay Sissy Bullshit


Note: Have you noticed that the newer BMWs are much fatter and bulkier than the older sleeker BMWs?

Defeated Once More

Red Sox lost to those Yankee pricks again. Shit, we'll get you New Yorker bastards next time.

Today On The News...

Today on the news:
The Lebanon-Israel war, JonBenet Ramsey case, and of course... PORN

"STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Sweden's state broadcaster SVT on Monday faced ridicule for mistakenly showing a porn movie in the background of a news broadcast over the weekend."

Damn thats just fucking hilarious. Get the whole story here.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

eBay Kuwait... Help

Did anybody here of that eBay store in Kuwait where you can take your stuff to be auctioned or sold online? Any info is most welcome. I REALLY need to know where... Thx.

OUT!!!!

I got kicked out of the casino because I was underage :-)

Friday, August 18, 2006

Screw the Middle East Already?

Just a day ago all the news networks couldn't shut up about the Middle East conflcit, now its all about the JonBenet Ramsey case. Well, atleast they caught the dude responsible.

Casino King

Here I easily pass for a 21 years old. I put a buck in the slots and kept playing with the credits I won till I won $84.95! Sweet! I hope I hit the jackpot...

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Kawasaki Ninja 250R



I NEED a way of getting around without constantly relying on my overworked driver. I gotta get me one of these things. I'd love to own my own personal bike. This one is the perfect first. Best thing about it is the incredibly low price... 1000 KD :-)

It's available at ZED, which is located in Shuwaikh. When Mark gets his Ducati I guess we can go out riding around the city or something.

Chance of Precipitation: 100%

I just discovered that I have been eating energy bars that went bad about a month ago. I'm in for a rough night tonight... Might as well sleep in the bathroom.

Obesity Awareness

I know alot of people that are dangerously overweight. People don't realize how big of a deal it is to be overweight until they're going to the doctor's office every weekend. People think that going on a diet is easy and your body will be perfectly fine after all the weight is gone. I keep on telling them that there is much more to it than just that. They always ask me how I know all that. They think I'm just a smartass going on a rant. They don't know that not long ago I was exactly what they used to be, and to this day I'm not done with my change of lifestyle. I still got a while to go...

I wanna do something about it. I have to raise awareness about the dangers of obesity. Nobody deserves to go through the extreme psychological and physical harm I wen through. I have no idea what to do though. What can I possibly do?

Swim across the gulf?
Ride a bike across all the arab countries?
Walk around the entire country of Kuwait?

I have no idea, but somebody should do something about it.

Everybody Hates Visa Electron


My ATM card is a Visa Electron, why won't anyone accept it in the states? Few people accept it in the UK, but its widely accepted in Europe and Asia etc...

I keep on getting fucked by not being able to pay and I end up running to an ATM. Well atleast K-Net is accepted all over in Kuwait.

New Phone Needed


I just fucked up my old Motorola RAZR V3, I need a new phone. I'm looking for something new, but I still want the clamshell design. The number one phone in my mind at the moment is the Samsung A900, also known as the D810. I need bluetooth, a 1.3 megapixel camera, good battery life, clamshell design, and must be slim. So no more fucking bricks with screens.

What would you reccomend?

Muslim Extremists

Why is everyone obsessed with these people? Go back to the Paris Hilton tapes or something...

Las Vegas Soon

2 more days in LA then I'm off to Vegas....

Monday, August 14, 2006

Holy Shit...



This TV show clip from 1996 completely confirms the 9/11 WTC attacks. Its amazing how incredibly fucking accurate this is when compared to what happened 5 years later. This is fucking creepy... see for yourself.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Ms. France Headbutts Ms.Italy



No word on authenticity yet...

Friday, August 11, 2006

I Am Very Much Loving Engrish Long Time !!!


For those of you not familiar with Engrish, it is a Japanese phenomenon which is comprised of stupid Japanese spelling and translation mistakes. The end product is something that sounds incredibly stupid in English. I love this stuff.

Engrish includes absolutely EVERYTHING. Everything from shirts to signs to books to wrappers, the list just doesn't end. I can't ever get bored of this stuff. The Japanese are pretty smart, but they can be pretty dumb as well.

Shirt says:
WARNING!
NO SURFING!
HERE IS DANGEROUS AREA
SHARKS GET CHARMED YOU
NO SURFING!

There's plenty more Here

Rihanna


Wow, I think I'm addicted to this girl's voice. A good voice always gets to me (thus the reason I fucking hate Axl Rose). Anyways, she's a new artist with a brand new album out. I heard her sond "Unfaithful" on the radio and the amazing piano work and her voice just really got to me. I think she has some serious potential. Its a good thing her voice didn't go to waste by rapping or something stupid like that.

PS: Does she play piano or does she have a pianist?

Silk City: Fact Or Fiction?


I'm sure you've all heard of the new 85 billion dollar project that will (supposedly) be complete in 25 years time on the North Shore of Kuwait. I don'tknow about you, but I have a gut feeling telling that this whole thing is bullshit. I mean, seriously, a one kilometer high skyscraper in Kuwait?? We barely have anything one third that height today. It can happen, just not in Kuwait.

Check out some more pics Here

NEW IRON MAIDEN ALBUM


A Matter Of Life And Death is an Iron Maiden album due to be released on 28 August 2006. It will be the band's fourteenth studio album and third studio album co-produced by Kevin Shirley. The band started to write the songs near the end of 2005 after their hugely successful appearances in the USA and Europe. After Christmas, the songs were done and they started rehearsing at Sarm West Studios in London. The album will not be a concept album [2].

This 72+ minute album is most likely the most progressive approach they have taken since the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son album.



I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

Los Angeles

I just reached Los Angeles. The weather is cool and windy with extremely light rain, lovin' it. Airport security is mega fucking tight. The flight was abso-fucking-lutely horrible. Anyways, its over now, I'm gona go explore LA...

Lebanese Protesters In DC

I wish I could hold up one of those signs right there with them...

AWOL

I havent posted in the past few days because I couldn't get connected. Back now...

PS: AWOL = Absent Without Official Leave

Sunday, August 06, 2006

KISS Fans Protest


CLEVELAND, Ohio (AP) -- About 200 Kiss fans protested in front of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum to demand that the band be inducted into the hall.

Fans, some from as far away as California, carried signs Saturday and had painted their faces in black-and-white to resemble Kiss band members.

Those participating in the half-hour demonstration were upset that the band, formed more than 30 years ago, has not been admitted, even though it has been eligible since the late 1990s.


Get The Whole Story Here

Kiefer Sutherland In Maui !!!!


Guess who's staying in the same hotel as I am here in Maui, Hawaii.... ITS KIEFER SUTHERLAND. For those of you that don't know, he's the star of the hit TV series "24". I saw him rent a car, it was a Chrysler 300C. I didn't have a camera or a camera phone with me so I couldn't take any pics, fuck. Even though, I saw Kiefer fucking Sutherland!!!!

Boston Red Sox Vs. New York Yankees



For those of you that don't know much about American sports, this is a MAJOR GAME. This is sort of like Brazil Vs. Italy or something. I mean, its a BIG game. The Red Sox and Yankees fued has been going on for well over 100 years, its a rivalry between some of the most loyal fans on earth. The game is going to be on the 21st of August, 2006. I am dying to find some tickets. there are no more available for sale officially, so I'm gonna have to buy some from the people on the street infront of Fenway Park just before the game. The bastards charge 5 times the original price of the tickets but its totally worth watching these two notorious teams duke it out on the field. I cant wait to see the game.

As some of you already know, I grew up in Brookline, Massachusetts. So you can all assume that I am a die hard Red Sox fan.

RED SOX RULE THE FIELD!
DEATH TO THE YANKEES!

Fake ID



You can now order Fake IDs online! They look extremely convincing and real. I definately have to get one for myself. They're pretty damn cheap and they can mail them absolutely anywhere.
Anybody can buy tobacco in Kuwait so no big deal, though it would be pretty useful outside of the country to get something thats age restricted. If your not using it to bullshit people about your age, you can atleast bullshit them about you name incase you get held up by security or something. I dunno... be creative :-)

WWW.PHATISM.COM

Note: If you buy one, your picture will not be pixelated. The pixelation is just to protect the identity of the dude who's picture is on the card.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Hula Girl Cigars


I never knew cigars were so fucking huge in Hawaii. Everywhere you look there is somebody smoking a cigar, and I know why. They have plenty of international cigar brands that aren't available back in continental USA, like the Cuban handmade cigars. They also have their own brands, brands you can only find on the Hawaiian Islands.

The brand I absolutely loved was the Hula Girl brand. I tried one of their flavored cigars and they were absolutely fucking beautiful smokes. You can order these cigars online on their website, since their not available in international stores. Cigar smokers... Enjoy :-)

Alcatraz


It was the day before my last day in San Francisco and I decided to visit Alcatraz Island. I spent about 3 months writing a report about the damn place during the school year. Anyways, it was a rather short ferry trip to the island. It was windy as hell and the spray from the sea was both refreshing and annoying. By the time I reached the island I was extremely eager to check out the old prison. Some of the most notorious prisoners of all time resided on that island at some point.



The place was very creepy and I wondered how the hell any human being could live in such conditions. It was prettyt hellish on the inside, but the nature on the outside was just gorgeous. Its a must see for absolutely anyone.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Can't Post

I can't post now. I'll post tomorrow when I reach Hawaii. Got a plane to catch.... later.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Fuzz Tower


I downloaded SketchUp yesterday and spent all night working on my first tower. I hope you guys like it. Hopefully someday I can afford to build my own 80 story masterpiece :-)


Click on the images to view them full size..

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Did You Know?

Did you know that 95% of a cigarette's harmful effects are caused by the rolling paper burning and NOT the tobacco. The harm coming from the cigarette's tobacco is purely because the tobacco is dried by burned propane smoke.

Cigars are pure sun dried organic tobacco leaves, no chemicals, no rolling paper, no shit.

Moral Of The Story:
Don't smoke cigarettes! ... Have a cigar ;-) .... I suggest Montecristo ....

SketchUp



SketchUp is a great program for Windows and Mac computers which enables complete amateurs to create works of architectural art with barely any AutoCAD or architectural experience. Its basically a simplified version of AutoCAD. A perfect program for those of you planning on being architects in the future.

I am a huge fan of cities and skyscrapers, so now I wanna design some skyscrapers of my own.

(Link)