Thursday, July 06, 2006

Running Out Of Excuses?

Excuses save our asses so much that we take a good excuse for granted. We need excuses for work, school, the cops, diets, sports, and of course.... the "significant other". If you ever need an excuse for whatever reason, I suggest you check out this site.

This is one of my favorites:-

"Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with."

Some of these are sarcastic but some actually make sense and could be used as a valid excuse.


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